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  • Big Hawks! Tomorrow we will being meeting up with your Little Hawks at 9:15 for a QR activity. Please bring your iPads to the gym.

  • SkyHawks in the City registration is now open!

  • Sign ups for stage crew and other jobs will be at the ITS meeting after school on Monday in Mr. Wright's room, A155.

  • Get your free 25th Anniversary T-Shirts During Lunch!

  • Angels prayer groups meet again on Thursday morning at 6:45 am in the Campus Ministry office for prayer, friendship, and doughnuts.

  • All students interested in Vivace Band or Crew, please stop and see Mr. Storm in the music room by Tuesday, August 22nd.

  • Set construction has begun for the fall play! Come to the stage after school at 3:30 and get involved.

  • Any young man interested in joining the Guardians is invited to attend an information meeting on Thursday Aug. 17 @ 7am in Mr. Zavaletta's room.

  • SkyHawks for Life will be hosting their first Life Nite on Tuesday Aug. 22 @ 7pm in the Student Center.

  • Anyone interested in playing some chess, come to D104 Thursday, August 17th

17 Quirky Quotes, Courtesy of Zoe Weland

Some spectacular saying from a particularly eccentric Junior

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A rare sighting of the majestic Zoe

A rare sighting of the majestic Zoe

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Photo by Claire Kolkman

A rare sighting of the majestic Zoe

Hope Stratman, Copy Editor

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Zoe Elizabeth Weland is one of the most endearingly odd people I know. This five-foot, eleven-inch tall junior is quiet when you first meet her, but be warned: if you become her friend, get ready for a whole lot of amazing, ingenious craziness. She is ridiculously witty and weird, so it’s not surprising when some pretty strange stuff comes out of her mouth.

During my sophomore year, I started recording all of the obscure topics she brought into everyday conversation, and I ended up collecting nearly 50 ‘Zoe Quotes.’ The following are some of the highlights.

 

1. Me: “Hey, are you ashamed in any way of that photo taken of you on Amelia’s phone?”
Zoe: “Only ashamed that it’s not on any of the U.S. currency.”

2. “Not everyone can be 5’11”; it’s a hard job, but someone’s got to do it.”

3. Me: “Oh, my finger’s bleeding!”
Zoe: “Do you want a band-aid? (*pause*) I don’t have one, but, I mean, I can offer you one.”

4. “‘I don’t have to prove anything to anyone’ is a terrible motto for sports.”

5. “I’m not above being petty. I can be below it, I might even be beside it, but I’m definitely not above it.”

6. Me: “Well, that’s contradictory.”
Zoe: “Your face is contradictory.”

7. “At my funeral, I want Beyoncé singing. And if anyone cries, slap them in the face and say, ‘NO!’ You can cry for five minutes, but then you’ve gotta be gangsta.”

8. “I love to self-sacrifice myself.”

9. “Introducing Mr. Wasserburger, English teacher, grammar Nazi, and nighttime preposition vigilante!”

10. Me: “What happens if your parents forget to call in that you’re sick?”
Zoe: “Well, the school people call your parents. But if a parent is like, ‘What? My child? She should be at school,’ they’ll be like, ‘Annie, get your gun.'”

11. “MY THEOLOGY TEACHER SHAVED, AND I WASN’T PREPARED. HE’S HAD A BEARD SINCE AUGUST. I AM SHOOK.”

12. “Someone just texted me and told me that Rachel was dead and that I was next.”

13. “I’m reporting you to the principal for insulting my organs.”

14. Zoe: “I’m going to slap India in the face.”
Amelia: “India doesn’t have a face.”
Zoe: “I’m going to make India a face and then slap it.”

15. “Hold that tape and I’ll karate chop it.”

16. “You’re not only gonna be truant next week, you’ll also be rude. You’ll be trude. Or ruant.”

17. “I’d climb Mount Everest for you, bro, without a jacket.”

Hope Stratman - Features Editor

Hope became a member of The Flightline in August 2016. She is a senior this year involved in activities involving Speech and FBLA at Skutt Catholic. Outside of school, she enjoys lists, photography, and naming inanimate objects. You can email her at [email protected]

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